Cont. From Twitter.
You
are a dog. And on top of all that, a dog I follow and talk to on
twitter. I’m not sure our association could be any more ridiculous.
While I am well aware that you are actually unable to tweet, lacking
opposable thumbs or paw/nose dexterity to accomplish such a task, I like
to imagine you capable of such a feat. Most of the time, I find people
creating facebook or twitter accounts for their pets profoundly
annoying, but there’s a nice chord of irreverent, and neurotic here.
It’s mostly neurotic because multiple people have access to the twitter:
Nate, Catherine, possibly Anne. Still, were you able to articulate your
innermost thoughts, twitter would be the perfect medium given a dog’s
minimal attention span.
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